Saturday, June 03, 2006

I hate our local newspaper

The top headline on the front page of today's Douchebag Daily:

"Big Brother's watching your diet."

Why do I doubt the headline writer has read Orwell?

1 comment:

Soggy Bear said...

No, I'm watching your diet. What's up with all that fruit, man? You need to eat a big tofu rinotta sandwich from Melt!