All about the tongue

Possible captions for this photo:

• "Oh no, the ball is a magnet that controls my tongue!"
• "I'll never be able to touch my nose with my tongue!"
• "Shit, Manute Bol wants his ball back!"

Actually, the most interesting thing about this post is that Manute Bol has his own Wikipedia page, and his biography reads like a mash of two different people.