News Flash: Tax Time

In an effort to help citizens get their tax information in on time, the IRS has changed the due date from April 15 to Ken Griffey's first stint on the Disabled List. "Knowing that he could go down at any time will likely help citizens act quicker to get their W-2s together," spokesperson Dorf Fogelstein said. "Besides, his going on the DL is like Easter--you know it happens sometime in the spring, so you just go ahead and get your decorations up before everybody else in the neighborhood."