Saturday, April 22, 2006

Behold the banana!

You must go watch this video, which will change your belief system. Just skip ahead to the 3:30 mark and watch until roughly the 4:36 mark. No longer will you bow before the false god Darwin; now you will worship, as does Curious George, at the altar of the almighty fruit!

In other words: man explains God's existence with banana. This clip is ripe for satire, and not only because Kirk Cameron is in it. Apparently, we all misunderstood why Gwen Stefani spelled out bananas in "Hollaback Girl": she wrote the first hymn to our new God. Cause there ain't no Hollaback God...

2 comments:

Unknown said...

You're a better man than I. I can't bear to watch more than fifteen seconds of it. Feh!

DrPuma said...

The soda can logic was really pretty compelling. It all makes sense now. :)